If patience is a virtue...

By Writesaid Fred on Jul 14, 08 11:01 AM

... then I'm changin my name by deed poll to Fred 'the virtuous' Telfer.

It was December 24, 2007 when I put in my order for two front teeth... and I'm only just seeing the whites of my top two gnashers breaking through the vast sea of gums responsible for a 1,018 gummy smiles to date.

Santa better be quicker about this year's list or someone's gonna have to have a word.

(I would write more but I'm sunny myself in Provence... I'll send a blog card when I've perfected by backstroke and picked a bunch of lavender for mum)

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