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With friends like these ....

By Brenda Boyd on Sep 2, 08 08:55 AM

Bazoukiboy came around for a cup of tea the other day and he, Fester and I started discussing a mutual friend.

"Well" says Bazoukiboy "he is a completely self-absorbed narcissist."

"Be honest" says Fester "with a face like that he can't afford to be a narcissist."

Miawoo.

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Big Brother said:

My friend Jim once had a lady neighbour who used to glare at him over the fence whenever he opened his back door. And sometimes she would take a sharp intake of breath too...a hiss! She never spoke. This from the very first day he moved in and he never found out what, if anything, he`d done to deserve this. He once described her as having "a face like a bag of Adders"!
Cheers!

Hi Big Brother
And then of course there was our mother who regularly described miserable or sour looking people (including her offspring) as having "a face like a sheep sh*teing razorblades."
Apologies for the earthiness but it doesn't work without the alliteration.
Cheers
Brenda

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