Natural order returns with help from Martins - and Nasa

By Pauls Apart on Nov 4, 08 10:40 AM

PAUL JAMES:
One week on, and normal service resumes. Newcastle back above sunderland in the league.

Not many people are aware of this but when sunderland have more points than us Nasa scientists have to work 24 hours a day to correct the imblances in the universe.

There's more than a few boffins now doffing their caps to Obafem. The space/time shift has been repaired, the wormhole closed, Obama's back on track to win,

Ok so it's only two wins and we're only ahead of them on goal difference, and everyone else won as well, but at least we're delaying 'Arry's rise up the table and at least we've now scored more than one goal in a home game.

And this wasn't a load of no-hopers we beat, it was 'best team outside the top four' Villa, who somehow spurned the chance to rub a Milner-inspired victory in our faces.

This after a weekend when the plight were out-longballed by half of Keano's rejects. Pint please barman.

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