A Grand idea
There is a ticket on my desk which I'm considering framing, such is my constant delight at the memories it brings back.
In order to bring a little balance to the train ticket bad news which often greets us, and to give an example of why this is all too familiar, I present the following in praise of Grand Central.
Not at first the most reliable of operators, and dismissed by those in the know as a glorified ORCATS raid, the Sunderland-based train company holds its head high when it comes to ticket prices.
On a trip to London a while back I demonstrated my internet skills by presenting a wrongly dated train ticket at Kings Cross. The ticket I had booked was invalid and the bookings office made it clear, If I wanted to get home it would cost me a standard ã110 for a ticket.
Shocked, I wondered around the station in a daze, preparing myself for a seemingly inevitable raid on my bank balance.
That was until I spotted the Grand Central rep, who I swear almost seemed to hug me as he explained how an off-peak, one way ticket on a Sunday evening would cost me just ã36. No, I didn't need any vouchers, there was no need to check the internet or change stations half a dozen times. I could get on board, buy a drink and go home.
Now, why can't it always be like that?
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Naughty Adrian!
Perhaps the reason you obtained a wrongly dated ticket is the same one that caused you to "wonder" around the station instead to "wander" about it!
Just a thought, bonny lad!
Cheers.
John.
Or maybe Adrian is cleverly employing "wonder" to refer to the pensive daze in which he was walking. A pun and a brilliant linguistic innovation of which Shakespeare would've been proud.
Naughty John B, stifling innovation so.
At school we used to sing "The cowboy's carol" which had the opening (and closing) lines:-
"I wonder as I wander out under the sky"
Hi William!
Stifle innovation? Wot? Moi? Far from it old bean.
There are few things I like better than puns, linguistic innovation and plays on words.
Just ask my sister,Bentonbag.(Yes,really!)
Rude(ish) ones mostly, maybe cos I`m a bit common tha knaas.
No, I merely wondered if Adrian had an errant digit (like wot I do) which sometimes
wandered onto the wrong alphabetical or numerical key on his pc. Thus completely discomnockerating his travel plans.
Toodlepip.
John.