Smelling of Rosies

By Sam Wonfor on Nov 7, 08 02:14 PM

The student argument that your hair actually starts cleaning itself if you don't wash it for long enough is being supported to impressive effect on Coronation Street.

Rosie Webster, her of the pouting lips, irritating voice and middle-class hooker dress sense, has been holed up in John's gran's attic for bloody weeks now with only her self-importance for company.

Now I haven't been watching without fail, but I'd bet that her captor hasn't been allowing her shower privileges.

Nevertheless, every time I've seen her, her hair seems to be improving in condition. Within a couple of days of her being there, it looked like Roy could have rustled up a portion of chips using the by-product of her tresses.

But by Monday night, it was bouffant city... bet you're glad you took time out of you day to read this.

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